Goatnapped! Cops round up missing animal near Hawthorne Blvd | Crime KATU PORTLAND, Ore. â€" Police investigated an early morning kidnapping case Tuesday in Portland, but no children were involved. Instead, the subject of this crime was a goat. Officers were called to the scene of the goatnapp ing just before 3 am and found the ... Goat's owner disappointed anyone would steal an animal, but pleased someone ... |